we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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