We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
The beer is more important than you right now.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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