What a fucking waste of an outfit
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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