I am full of burrito and curiosity
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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