so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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