i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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