I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
