he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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