well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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