The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I touched a dick in church today
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
