I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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