Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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