Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Randomize
