But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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