Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Randomize
