office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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