Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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