Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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