worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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