so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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