I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Randomize
