HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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