Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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