Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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