whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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