Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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