is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He shit in the fireplace
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