I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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