We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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