i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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