But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
