nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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