Sry I called you an 8
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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