Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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