In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I puked a lego.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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