Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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