waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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