real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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