Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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