He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
tell me about the fingering
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