don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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