i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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