I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
her vagine was all disorganized.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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