took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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