Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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