My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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