love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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