That's when you crack a 10am beer
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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