Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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