After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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