Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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