oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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