just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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